Is knowing about the impending doom and subsequent death of everyone on Earth getting you down? We here at Chromatin know the feeling. That’s why we want to share with you our breakthrough invention: unmnemonic devices
What is it?
Want to stop obsessing about how most of your family perished in the dramatic coastal floods of this past summer? Need to block out those terrible experiences you had when martial law was declared? Having nightmares about the tornados that obliterated Calgary? By following the state-of-the-art procedure we’ve developed (patent pending), you can leverage knowledge stores to help you forget about everything that’s been bothering you lately.
How does it work?
When you discover a phrase that represents a traumatic incident you’ve barely survived and tell it to our advanced processing system, you’ll receive kinetic instructions. If you follow them properly, the catharsis will purge your pain.
Tell me more!
To learn more about our technique, please register to attend the participatory demonstration afternoon on Thursday, April 21, location to be announced. A donation of $2 - $5 is requested to cover costs, but no one in need will be turned away.
Register?!
We ask that you register so we can keep in contact about the time and place and be sure to have enough materials prepared. Since it’s likely that friends are struggling with similar issues, don’t hesitate to invite them along. It can be helpful to have others around when facing these challenges.
Okay, but…
You may direct any questions to us via the form below. This is not the registration form, that’s here.